Mad TV season 9

50 Cent (Spears) raps about 2003's lackluster summer blockbuster films and sequels in a parody of "P.I.M.P"; Madonna (Collins) and Missy Elliott (Spears) promote their new line of Gap clothing; Marvin Tikvah (McDonald) hopes to sign two girls (Gaither, Weir); Connie Chung (Lee) hosts a live taping of the California Governors Debate; Rod Roddy (Caliendo) gets divorced at a restaurant; Dot (Weir) is a guest on a Mr. Wizard-type children show; Matthew the Bible Dude (McDonald) fights the sin of online music piracy in a high school football locker room. Mýa performs "My Love Is Like...Wo".

Parody of Joe Boxer commercials has references to black slavery; Lorraine (Collins) tours Venice Beach; Shaq (Spears) introduces a cartoon called Shaq and The Super Lakers; a father (Meyers) takes his insecure son (Pederson) to Dr. Kylie's (Weir) office; parody of Jewel's (Collins) "Intuition" has the singer forced to be the next oversexualized pop singer à la Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera; Phil LaMarr guest stars on a special Emmy edition of Real Motherf****** Talk; Clifford (Pederson) and Muriel (Weir) deliver the 7 A.M. Condo Report; Ike Barinholtz and Aries Spears interview celebrities at premiere for The Fighting Temptations.

Featuring: Daniele Gaither

Parody of Olive Garden commercial has mediocre Italian cuisine and loud, drunken families (Barinholtz, Collins, Gaither, Pederson, Vigman, Vogt); a parody of Matchbox Twenty's "Unwell" centers on Kobe Bryant's rape case; Sean Gidcomb (McDonald) harasses "sneaky snakes" (Meyers, Pederson, Weir) and gets in accidents; QVC hostesses (Vigman, Weir) insult plus-sized models (Collins, Gaither); guest star Don Cheadle plays a counselor who solves marital problems with a three-way; Mo Collins and Paul Vogt conduct red-carpet interviews at the Emmys.

Featuring: Daniele Gaither, Gillian Vigman

Wade Boggs (Barinholtz) promotes Oldsmobile cars; a parody of Celebrities Uncensored has paparazzi goad celebrities into beating them up for the cameras; Michael Jackson (Spears) gets his house and himself remade by the Queer Eye for the Straight Guy cast; Bill O'Reilly (McDonald) welcomes Gray Davis (McDonald) to The O'Reilly Factor; Freddy vs. Jason and Snuggle commercials merge into a parody; Stuart Larkin (McDonald) sees a therapist (Pederson); Tony Hawk guest stars in a sketch as the owner of a sports-themed restaurant; Leona Campbell (Weir) chats with the wife (Vigman) of a bungee jumping accident victim; Hitprov with Ike Barinholtz and Josh Meyers; Chingy performs "Right Thurr". Featuring: Gillian Vigman

John Madden (Caliendo) offers to promote Vagisil; Angela (Weir) tries to submit a video to America's Funniest Home Videos; SuChin Pak (Lee) fears for her life when interviewing rapper and bullet magnet 50 Cent (Spears); a law agency helps out couples who fight; Jessica Alba plays Jessica Simpson in a parody of Newlyweds: Nick and Jessica; Chris Martin (McDonald) wreaks havoc while walking backwards in music video parody of Coldplay's "The Scientist"; two macho guys (Barinholtz, Meyers) question their sexuality during a football game; Clifford (Pederson) and Muriel (Weir) host the 7 A.M. Condo Report; parody of The Powerpuff Girls has starlets Tara Reid, Brittany Murphy, and Paris Hilton as superheroines; Ike Barinholtz and Aries Spears interview celebrities at the premiere for The Matrix Revolutions.

Featuring: Daniele Gaither, Nicole Parker

A music video parody of OutKast's "Hey Ya!" commemorates Mad TVs 200th episode; Nicole Sullivan reprises her role as The Vancome Lady; Kenny Rogers (Sasso) hosts his own variation of Punk'd; Artie Lange records a toast to Mad TV; Stuart Larkin (McDonald) buys new shoes; Judith (Sullivan) and Clyde (McDonald) make jokes about Dennis Rodman; Miss Swan (Borstein) gets her driver's license reinstated; Karen Goddard (Borstein) is reunited with her family (Collins, McDonald, Weir) after returning from space; Bill Clinton (Sasso) and Tommy Davidson are guests on Real Mother***king Talk.

Featuring: Daniele Gaither

A parody of "Me Against the Music" has Britney Spears (Parker) on the run from a vampiric, desperate Madonna (Collins); Bae Sung (Lee) is a translator for a North Korean ambassador; Sean Gidcomb (McDonald) is thrown a surprise party; David Arquette plays one of the contestants on Wheel of Fortune that drives Pat Sajak (Meyers) crazy; Lily Hubsher (Weir) pretends she's a werewolf to renew her credit card; Trina (Collins) tries to get a dance partner at a costume ball; a terrorist (Barinholtz) becomes too well-adjusted to life in America to join his sleeper cell partner (Meyers) in destroying it; Ike Barinholtz and Ron Pederson interview celebrities at the premiere for The Cat in the Hat.

Featuring: Nicole Parker, Jordan Peele

To keep Everybody Loves Raymond going, CBS decides that Ray Barone's lesbian cousin (Caliendo) is now the star of the show; TRL premieres a video from profane rapper Emcee Escher (Spears); Connie Chung (Lee) interviews Paige Davis (Collins); during a football game, a Jumbotron marriage proposal goes awry; Tom Bergeron hosts a special edition of Hollywood Squares; a Dutch skateboarder (Meyers) shares drugs with his new roommate (Pederson); the Schenk family (Barinholtz, Collins) go at each other's throats during Thanksgiving dinner; Kathy Griffin invites Entertainment Tonight to her D-List Celebrity Thanksgiving Special, where she forces her parents to work on gift bags and sings "Shortenin' Bread" with David Hasselhoff (McDonald), Justin Guarini (Peele), and John Tesh (Meyers).

Featuring: Daniele Gaither, Nicole Parker, Jordan Peele

The anchors of Today dance to the music of P. Diddy (Spears) and Lenny Kravitz (Peele); Mofaz (McDonald) tells his troubles to another passenger (Parker) on an airplane; a mariachi band (Pederson, Peele, Vogt) insults the patrons (Barinholtz, Gaither, Meyers, Weir) at a Mexican restaurant; Andy Rooney (Caliendo) gets censored during commentary on expression origins; Spishak promotes a deer zapper; Patrick McCallister (McDonald) makes fun of his Special Olympics competitors; the Lakers welcome their first gay basketball player (Peele) in order to combat news of sexual misconduct against female fans; Dr. Phil (McDonald) can't handle his guests' problems; Mo Collins and Aries Spears conduct interviews at the Vibe Awards.

Featuring: Daniele Gaither, Nicole Parker, Jordan Peele

The Lord of the Bling saga comes to an anticlimactic end; after a shopper (McDonald) gets hooked on Abercrombie & Fitch clothing, he becomes an employee; a news anchorman (Barinholtz) attempts to correct the frequent mistakes in his reports; The Lillian Verner Game Show; Wynonna Judd (Weir) makes an emergency call in a parody of OnStar commercials; Lorraine (Collins) calms down her wailing infant nephew; John C. McGinley plays a disgruntled postal worker who goes on a murder spree, only to be shown up by other postal workers (McDonald, Spears) planning a rampage; Connie Chung (Lee) reports live from the baby shower of Kate Hudson (Vigman); Smash Mouth (Barinholtz, Pederson, Meyers, Vogt) plugs a new commercial jingle on Access Hollywood.

A Christmas special with Elizabeth Smart (Parker); the Power-Slut Girls save Christmas so the media will focus on them; Michael Moore's (Vogt) newest documentary blames the Bush family for everything; Renée Zellweger (Parker) and couple Woody Allen (Pederson) and Soon-Yi Previn (Lee) announce their Christmas wishes; Suge Knight (Spears) promotes a court-ordered Christmas album; Marvin Tikvah (McDonald) entertains kids while dressed as Santa Claus; a teenage housesitter (Rue) becomes paranoid after watching a news report about a serial killer who goes after housesitters; the Schenk family (Barinholtz, Collins) continue their dysfunctional tirades during Christmas. Westside Connection perform "Gangsta Nation".

Featuring: Daniele Gaither, Nicole Parker, Melissa Paull, Jordan Peele

Chingy (Peele) raps about Michael Jackson's (Spears) child molestation charges; commercial parody of Sprint phones; Nicole Richie shares a hole with Saddam Hussein (McDonald) in a parody of The Simple Life; home movies reveal how dangerous three kids' childhoods were; Britney Spears (Parker) makes an emergency call from Las Vegas in another parody of OnStar; Dorothy Lanier (Weir) caters to the homeless; Celebrity Injustice host Renton Rice (Spears) fumes over the show's bellowing announcer (Vogt); a man (McDonald) begs his sick girlfriend (Weir) to have sex with him; a Snow White impersonator (Parker) and a black woman (Spears) audition to be Disney World's newest Snow White cast member.

Featuring: Nicole Parker, Melissa Paull, Jordan Peele, Gillian Vigman

John Madden (Caliendo) reviews the latest movies; Shannen Doherty (Paull) scares transvestite Andra (McDonald) on Scare Tactics; Dr. Kylie Johnson (Weir) checks on a couple (Barinholtz, Paull) who are having problems conceiving a baby; Jeff Probst hosts a special celebrity edition of Survivor featuring Clay Aiken (Pederson), Meg Ryan (Sullivan), Jack Nicholson (Caliendo), 50 Cent (Spears), Dr. Phil (McDonald), Charolette Rae (Vogt), and Connie Chung (Lee); a coach (Barinholtz) tries to explain his team's failure at a press conference; Michael Jackson (Spears) and Scott Peterson (McDonald) move into a ranch in a parody of The Simple Life.

Featuring: Melissa Paull, Gillian Vigman

A parody of Gilmore Girls is wrapped up in cuteness, pop culture references, and nonstop walking and talking; Kobe Bryant (Spears) has thoughts of young white women hitting on him in Expedia.com commercial parody; Leona Campbell (Weir) expresses concern over Donald Trump's hairdo while watching The Apprentice; Kim Jong-Il (Lee) hosts his own talk show; Stuart Larkin (McDonald) and his mom (Collins) bother their next-door neighbor (Vogt); Aisha Tyler stars in a parody of blaxploitation films; Celine Dion (Parker) stars in a parody of car commercials. Ruben Studdard performs "What Is Sexy".

Featuring: Daniele Gaither, Keegan-Michael Key, Nicole Parker, Jordan Peele, Gillian Vigman

Abercrombie & Fitch employees (Barinholtz, Meyers, Pederson) don't like their new co-worker (Lee); Jovan Muskatelle (Key) reviews his generation of raving lunatics; The Lillian Verner Game Show; a vacation at Disneyland turns sinister; critics give reviews of Two and a Half Men; Snoop Dogg and Don "Magic" Juan appear on an episode of Real Motherf***ing Talk; violent events are featured in an evening newscast; the Phillip Morris company underhandedly glorifies smoking; Patti LaBelle (Gaither) guest-stars in a sitcom with an overly-long opening sequence.

Featuring: Daniele Gaither, Keegan-Michael Key, Nicole Parker, Melissa Paull

Mike Tyson (Spears) tries to reclaim his money and his boxing championship with his "I'll Fight Anyone" tour; Jay Leno (Caliendo) shuffles through all his guests; Star Jones (Gaither) has trouble fitting into her shoes in a Payless commercial; the Game Show Network presents a classic episode of The Price Is Right from 1977; Anna Faris films a samurai movie with Bae Sung (Lee); Lorraine (Collins) and her relatives (Barinholtz, Caliendo, Lee, Meyers, Pederson, Spears, Vogt) crash the campsite of another couple (McDonald, Weir); a business deal to save a sweater factory goes awry thanks to static electricity.

Featuring: Daniele Gaither, Nicole Parker, Gillian Vigman

A woman (Weir) with commitment issues fails to impress her friends (Gaither, Parker, Vigman) with Crest White Strips; Dot (Weir) competes in a spelling bee; Rusty Miller (McDonald) makes nice with Oscar-nominated celebrities; Bill O'Reilly joins Al Roker (Key) and Paula Zahn (Vigman) to decide who should become the next president; characters from Cold Mountain and The Lord of the Rings compete in a game of Family Feud; the Olsen twins (Weir) get ready for the school dance while the perverted male staff waits for them to turn 18; a drug dealer (Key) incriminates himself in court with confessions of past crimes to prove that he didn't rob a bank.

Featuring: Daniele Gaither, Keegan-Michael Key, Nicole Parker, Jordan Peele, Gillian Vigman

Trojan promotes contraceptive patches for females; Wayne Brady (Spears) welcomes Celine Dion (Parker) to the last episode of his show; a parody of Cold Case features bad hair and 1970s flashbacks; a passionate Mexican Taco Bell employee (Key) makes a scene and gets disciplined by his boss (Gaither); a wedding singer (Pederson) mispronounces the names of the guests at an Indian wedding; Jay Leno (Caliendo) tries to get wrong answers from WWE wrestlers on this installment of "Jay-Walking"; Kevin Smith plays a pirate for a kid's birthday party; Connie Chung (Lee) interviews the cast of Frasier (Barinholtz, Caliendo, Parker, Pederson) on their final episode.

Featuring: Daniele Gaither, Keegan-Michael Key, Nicole Parker, Jordan Peele, Gillian Vigman

A parody of The Wizard of Oz turns into a series of commercials; Regis Philbin (Caliendo) revitalizes his show Who Wants to Be a Millionaire; Disney turns their It's A Small World ride into a horror movie; The 7 A.M. Condo Report; an urban parody of Crossing Over; an ABC schedule lineup spoof; a traveler (Barinholtz) must rely on Bae Sung (Lee) to claim his baggage; Bruce Banner (Barinholtz) transforms into a flamboyantly gay monster known as Gay Hulk (Vogt); JC Chasez is a guest on The Kim Jong-Il Show; Barbara Walters (Weir) tries new ventures beyond The View.

Featuring: Daniele Gaither, Keegan Michael-Key, Nicole Parker

John Madden (Caliendo) recounts his wild spring break vacation; the announcer of a commercial (Meyers) claims that money is the cure for depression; Elisha Cuthbert finds herself in a parody of 24; Geert (Meyers) begins work at a sunglasses store; Vanessa L. Williams appears on another installment of QVC's Fashion Corner, where the hostesses make fun of middle-aged women; a villain (Peele) working as a supermarket clerk runs into his rival (Barinholtz); Ike Barinholtz and Josh Meyers reenact Romeo & Juliet during Hitprov.

Featuring: Daniele Gaither, Nicole Parker, Jordan Peele, Gillian Vigman

On Average Asian, Hideki (Lee) puts up with women who think Hideki adheres to Asian stereotypes; a movie trailer for a generic thriller stars Ashley Judd (Parker), Morgan Freeman (Peele), Laurence Fishburne (Key), and Samuel L. Jackson (Spears); a 1986 episode of The Price Is Right aired on the Game Show Network featuring future notorious faces Martha Stewart (Weir), Tonya Harding (Parker), Jeffrey Dahmer (Meyers), and Wayne Brady (Spears); during a trial, Bae Sung (Lee) is called to the stand as a translator for the defendant; Cedric the Entertainer stars in another low-rent installment of Funkenstein; a therapist (McDonald) is baffled when his patients claim they see aliens.

Featuring: Daniele Gaither, Keegan-Michael Key, Nicole Parker, Jordan Peele, Gillian Vigman

On The Montel Williams Show, Angela Wright (Weir) shows a video clip of her attempt at saving a wheelchair-bound woman (Parker) from drowning; an alternate ending to The Wizard of Oz has an angry Dorothy (Parker) going off on Glenda the Good Witch (Weir); a chubby chaser (Weir) has her eyes on Marvin Tikvah (McDonald); stars of The O.C. appear in a parody co-starring former American Idol contestants Clay Aiken (Pederson), Justin Guarini (Peele), and William Hung (Lee); Sean Gidcomb (McDonald) insults his employees' kids that were brought to work; a chef (Vigman) on The Food Network has a mental breakdown after spending 22 hours cooking nothing but egg-related dishes.

Featuring: Keegan-Michael Key, Nicole Parker, Jordan Peele, Gillian Vigman

Whoopi Goldberg (Peele) promotes Slimfast products; Frankie Muniz stars as a hypochondriac who visits Dr. Kylie Johnson (Weir); Coach Hines (Key) threatens students at an assembly; The Lillian Verner Game Show; a wife (Weir) wants to know if her husband (Barinholtz) talks in his sleep about how ugly she is; Jennifer Coolidge plays a bimbo secretary during a sexual harassment seminar run by her boss (McDonald); Encore: an interview with a child prodigy (Borstein) is interrupted by her autistic twin sister Dot (Weir); a drunk man's (McDonald) fantasy world is vastly different from his reality.

Featuring: Keegan-Michael Key, Nicole Parker, Jordan Peele

Parody of UPS commercials creates scatological innuendo from the word "brown"; Mofaz (McDonald) takes his daughter (Barinholtz) to her prom; Tom Bergeron hosts an episode of Hollywood Squares; a man (Meyers) tries to escape from his pet-loving wife (Collins) by threatening suicide; giant Dominic Sandy (McDonald) catches insults from customers while working at a restaurant; a man (Key) who's been shot in the head is forced to wait in a hospital waiting room; a promo for a sexual enhancement drug is advertised in metaphors; the Kappa Kappa Kappa sorority members (Collins, Gaither, Parker, Weir) make over an ugly student (Vogt); a reporter (Pederson) lands in hot water while interviewing a black man (Spears) about the death of his brother.

Abercrombie & Fitch employees (Barinholtz, Meyers, Pederson) help deliver a baby for a pregnant woman (Weir); the "Man-Up" Brothers (Peele, Key) break jinxes before a basketball game; Morgan Freeman (Peele) and other celebrities read Civil War-era letters; Stuart Larkin (McDonald) annoys his neighbor Harvey (Vogt) during a poker game; David Alan Grier and Fred Willard appear on an episode of Real Mother****ing Talk; the Game Show Network digs up an episode of The Price Is Right set in prehistoric times featuring Og Roddy (Caliendo) and Rock Barker (McDonald); Dr. Funkenstein (Key) and his monster (Peele) team up with the Invisible Man (Spears).

Featuring: Daniele Gaither, Keegan-Michael Key, Nicole Parker, Jordan Peele