If That Were Me

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"If That Were Me"
Single by Melanie C
from the album Northern Star
Released27 November 2000 (2000-11-27)
StudioVarious (Los Angeles, London, Glasgow)
Length4:34
LabelVirgin
Songwriter(s)
Producer(s)Rick Nowels
Melanie C singles chronology
"I Turn to You"
(2000) 		"If That Were Me"
(2000) 		"Here It Comes Again"
(2003)
Music video
"If That Were Me" on YouTube

"If That Were Me" is a song by English recording artist Melanie C. It was co-written and produced by Rick Nowels for her solo debut studio album Northern Star (1999). The song's lyrics address the issue of homelessness.[1] Selected as the album's fifth and final single, "If That Were Me" was released on 27 November 2000. The song peaked at number 18 on the UK Singles Chart, becoming Melanie C's first solo single not to reach the top five.[2] The proceeds from its sale went to the Kandu Arts charity.[3]

Critical reception

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The lyrics of the song came in for particular criticism from professional music reviewers. Kurt B. Reighley wrote in CMJ New Music Monthly: "When she's singing lyrics like 'I couldn't live without my phone/ And you don't even have a home', it's tough to recall Chisholm's charms."[4] The NME's Andrew Wagstaff recommended people donate to Shelter and ridiculed the song's lyrics: "If, after doing so, you still want to hear our Mel trilling - and this is not a joke - 'I couldn't live without my phone/But you don't even have a home', well, hell, just remember that charity begins at home. So bear the neighbours in mind and wear headphones."[1] Alex Needham described the song in The Guardian as an "ode to a tramp" and suggested the aforementioned rhyming couplet was a strong contender for the worst song lyric ever.[5] Caroline Sullivan of The Guardian likened the song to Phil Collins' critically panned 1989 single "Another Day in Paradise", arguing that they both addressed homelessness with a similar lack of insight.[6] It was also chosen by The Guardian as among "the worst political lyrics in pop" in 2014.[7]

Music video

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The music video, which was shot in October 2000,[8][9] shows Melanie C on the top of a factory and around urban buildings while curling her arms around herself from the cold. There are also scenes of rain in alleyways. The video on the UK CD single features scenes from the music video for Brandy and Ray J's cover of "Another Day in Paradise", but these scenes were removed from television broadcasts for copyright issues.[10][11]

Track listings

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UK CD single[12]
No.TitleLength
1."If That Were Me" 
2."If That Were Me" (acoustic version) 
3."When You're Gone" (live with Bryan Adams) 
4."If That Were Me" (video) 
UK cassette single[13]
No.TitleLength
1."If That Were Me" 
2."If That Were Me" (acoustic version) 
3."When You're Gone" (live with Bryan Adams) 
European CD single[14]
No.TitleLength
1."If That Were Me" 
2."When You're Gone" (live with Bryan Adams) 
Australian CD single[15]
No.TitleLength
1."If That Were Me" 
2."If That Were Me" (acoustic version) 
3."When You're Gone" (live with Bryan Adams) 
4."I Turn to You" (Damian LeGassick radio mix) 
5."If That Were Me" (video) 

Credits and personnel

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Credits are taken from the Northern Star album booklet.[16]

Studios

Personnel

Charts

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Chart (2000–2001) Peak
position
Australia (ARIA)[17] 28
Austria (Ö3 Austria Top 40)[18] 45
Belgium (Ultratip Bubbling Under Flanders)[19] 15
Belgium (Ultratip Bubbling Under Wallonia)[20] 7
Europe (Eurochart Hot 100)[21] 69
Germany (GfK)[22] 58
Ireland (IRMA)[23] 39
Netherlands (Dutch Top 40)[24] 14
Netherlands (Single Top 100)[25] 41
New Zealand (Recorded Music NZ)[26] 22
Scotland (OCC)[27] 23
Sweden (Sverigetopplistan)[28] 22
Switzerland (Schweizer Hitparade)[29] 50
UK Singles (OCC)[30] 18

Release history

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Region Date Format(s) Label(s) Ref.
United Kingdom 27 November 2000
  • CD
  • cassette
 Virgin [31]
Australia 19 February 2001 CD [32]

References

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  1. ^ a b Wagstaff, Andrew (12 September 2005). "If That Were Me". NME. Retrieved 20 July 2015.
  2. ^ Roberts, David (2005). Guinness World Records: British Hit Singles and Albums. Guinness World Records Limited. ISBN 978-1904994008.
  3. ^ Bychawski, Adam (28 November 2000). "Spice Up Your Wardrobe!". NME. Retrieved 21 March 2016.
  4. ^ Review by Kurt B. Reighley in CMJ, February 2000, p. 63.
  5. ^ Needham, Alex (3 May 2007). "What's the worst song lyric ever?". The Guardian. Retrieved 20 July 2015.
  6. ^ Sullivan, Caroline (19 September 2007). "I wish I'd never heard of Phil Collins ..." The Guardian. Retrieved 15 February 2014.
  7. ^ Hogan, Michael (16 January 2014). "Terrible topical lyrics in pop: which are the worst?". The Guardian. Retrieved 9 November 2015.
  8. ^ "Spice Girls News". Spicenews.com. Retrieved 23 May 2023.
  9. ^ "Insider Spice: Messages from the Girls". Spicenews.com.
  10. ^ "Brandy Feat Ray J Another Day in Paradise". YouTube.
  11. ^ "Melanie C if that were me exclusive extra rare scenes". YouTube.
  12. ^ If That Were Me (UK CD single liner notes). Melanie C. Virgin Records. 2000. VSCDT1786, 7243 8 972890 3.{{cite AV media notes}}: CS1 maint: others in cite AV media (notes) (link)
  13. ^ If That Were Me (UK cassette single sleeve). Melanie C. Virgin Records. 2000. VSC1786, 7243 8 97289 4 1.{{cite AV media notes}}: CS1 maint: others in cite AV media (notes) (link)
  14. ^ If That Were Me (European CD single liner notes). Melanie C. Virgin Records. 2000. VSCDE1786, 7243 8 97289 27.{{cite AV media notes}}: CS1 maint: others in cite AV media (notes) (link)
  15. ^ If That Were Me (Australian CD single liner notes). Melanie C. Virgin Records. 2000. 7243 8 97394 0 4.{{cite AV media notes}}: CS1 maint: others in cite AV media (notes) (link)
  16. ^ Northern Star (UK CD album booklet). Melanie C. Virgin Records. 1999. CDV2893, 7243 8 48469 2 3.{{cite AV media notes}}: CS1 maint: others in cite AV media (notes) (link)
  17. ^ "Melanie C – If That Were Me". ARIA Top 50 Singles. Retrieved 28 December 2015.
  18. ^ "Melanie C – If That Were Me" (in German). Ö3 Austria Top 40. Retrieved 28 December 2015.
  19. ^ "Melanie C – If That Were Me" (in Dutch). Ultratip. Retrieved 28 December 2015.
  20. ^ "Melanie C – If That Were Me" (in French). Ultratip. Retrieved 28 December 2015.
  21. ^ "Eurochart Hot 100 Singles" (PDF). Music & Media. Vol. 18, no. 4. 20 January 2001. p. 18. Retrieved 19 December 2020.
  22. ^ "Melanie C – If That Were Me" (in German). GfK Entertainment charts. Retrieved 29 November 2018.
  23. ^ "Irish-charts.com – Discography Melanie C". Irish Singles Chart. Retrieved 20 January 2020.
  24. ^ "Nederlandse Top 40 – week 1, 2001" (in Dutch). Dutch Top 40. Retrieved 29 November 2018.
  25. ^ "Melanie C – If That Were Me" (in Dutch). Single Top 100. Retrieved 28 December 2015.
  26. ^ "Melanie C – If That Were Me". Top 40 Singles. Retrieved 22 January 2016.
  27. ^ "Official Scottish Singles Sales Chart Top 100". Official Charts Company. Retrieved 22 January 2016.
  28. ^ "Melanie C – If That Were Me". Singles Top 100. Retrieved 22 January 2016.
  29. ^ "Melanie C – If That Were Me". Swiss Singles Chart. Retrieved 29 December 2015.
  30. ^ "Official Singles Chart Top 100". Official Charts Company. Retrieved 20 November 2015.
  31. ^ "New Releases – For Week Starting November 27, 2000: Singles" (PDF). Music Week. 25 November 2000. p. 25. Retrieved 7 August 2021.
  32. ^ "The ARIA Report: New Releases Singles – Week Commencing 19th February 2001" (PDF). ARIA. 19 February 2001. p. 23. Archived from the original (PDF) on 20 February 2002. Retrieved 18 August 2021.
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