Rob the Mob

Rob the Mob
Theatrical release poster
Directed by	Raymond De Felitta
Written by	Jonathan Fernandez
Produced by	William Teitler
Starring	Michael Pitt Nina Arianda Ray Romano Griffin Dunne Michael Rispoli Frank Whaley Burt Young Cathy Moriarty Andy García
Cinematography	Chris Norr
Edited by	David Leonard
Music by	Stephen Endelman
Production company	The Exchange
Distributed by	Millennium Entertainment
Release dates	March 15, 2014 (2014-03-15) (Miami) March 21, 2014 (2014-03-21) (United States)
Running time	104 minutes
Country	United States
Language	English
Box office	$209,613[1]

Rob the Mob is a 2014 American romantic crime film directed by Raymond De Felitta and written by Jonathan Fernandez. The film stars Michael Pitt, Nina Arianda, Andy García, Ray Romano, Aida Turturro, Frank Whaley, Michael Rispoli and Joseph R. Gannascoli, and is based on a true story.^[2] It was released on March 21, 2014.

The film opens with two small-time crooks Tommy Uva (Pitt) and Rosie DeToma (Arianda) getting high and robbing a florist on Valentine's Day. Tommy holds up the cashier with a pistol while Rosie waits in the car she inherited from her father. Tommy is arrested and sent to prison for 18 months. In the meantime, Rosie gets a job at a debt collection agency run by Dave Lovell (Dunne), who went to jail for bilking major companies out of $800,000 through fraudulent invoices. Lovell reformed his life and mainly hires ex-cons at his firm. He is happy to give Tommy a job and a second chance. Tommy is restless and instead of following the call script, he often counsels people on how to defraud Lovell's company.

When Tommy sees mafiosos in his neighborhood, he grows enraged. Tommy blames his father's death completely on the humiliation he suffered at the hands of the mafia. Resenting the way mafia members treated his father, he calls them old fat guys living off their reputation. Tommy's father started his shop with a mafia loan, and suffered frequent beatings when he was late with loan payments. Tommy's mother and brother still run the shop, but his mother blames Tommy's criminal activity for breaking her husband's heart and leading to his death.

Tommy skips work one day to attend the trial of John Gotti. He watches Sammy the Bull's testimony, and perks up when Sammy explains that no guns are allowed in mafia social clubs. He cases one of the clubs Sammy mentioned, then he pitches the idea to rob the club to Rosie. He explains that it will be safe since no one will have a gun, and that the mafia would never call the cops. He gets an Uzi, which he does not know how to use. Rosie reluctantly shows him how to load it.

During the first robbery, Tommy shoots the Uzi wildly in the air, eventually convincing the mafiosos to hand over their jewelry and cash rolls. He humiliates them by messing with their hair and making them simulate having gay sex with each other on the floor. He leaves the club by shooting up the walls and saying, "This is for Frankie Uva!" Rosie and Tommy are thrilled with their score, but they've dangerously angered mafia members. Sal (Rispoli) consults with his boss, Big Al Fiorello (Garcia), about how to deal with the young robbers. Big Al wants the duo found and scared, but not killed, because of the heavy scrutiny on the mob due to Gotti's trial.

Tommy and Rosie eventually run out of money and rob another club. Tommy humiliates the mobsters this time by making them strip to their underwear. FBI Agents have the club under surveillance, and they are stunned at the sound of gunfire. When Tommy flees, the mobsters chase after him out of the club in various stages of undress. Agent Frank Hurd (Whaley) photographs several of them standing on the street in their underwear looking bewildered.

Hurd shares the story with New York Post columnist Jerry Cardozo (Romano), reluctantly agreeing to let Cardozo publish one of the pictures. It becomes a front-page story, and a deep humiliation to the mob. Tommy and Rosie convince Lovell to skip work one day and attend the trial with them. Lovell is as enthralled by Sammy the Bull's testimony as they are. Sammy mentions another social club (The Waikiki). On the way back to the office, Lovell notices an Uzi under a blanket in the back seat.

When Tommy robs the Waikiki club, he is dismayed that there are only three very old men in there playing cards. One of them, Joey D (Young) begs for his wallet back, claiming it is a gift from his dead wife. In the wallet, Tommy and Rosie discover a list of the entire mafia organization, including names, ranks, phone numbers, and addresses. They decide to warn the mafia that they have the list, because they feel it is insurance against retribution. Rosie even calls Big Al at home to warn him that they have the list.

Big Al is furious at Sal, who explains that Joey D had the list because Sal thought no one would think such an old man had such an important piece of evidence. The list is essentially a phone tree, meant to function as a pass by mobsters who get arrested. The mobster under arrest calls the guy with the list to signal he will not be cooperating with authorities, and the guy with the list notifies everyone on it so that they can know the authorities are bluffing if they say that the arrested mobster has turned into an informant. The FBI has always wanted such a document because it undermines the standard mafia defense that they are not a real organization.

Big Al summons everyone to a meeting and puts out a contract on Tommy and Rosie, who have become known as "Bonnie and Clyde". Meanwhile, Rosie calls Cardozo to complain that he has underreported the number of clubs that they robbed. She sets up an interview with Cardozo, and after initially protesting, Tommy joins her in talking to Cardozo. His profile of the couple only humiliates the mafia further, but it draws far too much attention to Tommy and Rosie. After reading the article, Lovell warns Rosie about the danger she is in.

One day when Sal is driving through the neighborhood, he nearly runs into Tommy and Rosie, who he recognizes because of their car. He follows them to their apartment, and he is stunned to find they live three blocks from the first club they robbed. He tells his underlings where they live, and orders them to kill them.

The FBI infiltrates Tommy and Rosie's apartment and makes a copy of the list, which they use to arrest Big Al. Cardozo is outraged to learn that the FBI will not give Tommy and Rosie any protection for the role that they played in the investigation. Cardozo tries to give airline tickets to Mexico to Tommy and Rosie. He warns them that they are in way over their heads. Tommy and Rosie claim they have a plan. They drive into Manhattan to view the Rockefeller Center Christmas tree and the holiday windows on Fifth Avenue. At the end of their day, they are ambushed in their car and killed by mafia captain Dominick Pizzonia.

An actual photo of Tommy and Rosemarie Uva is displayed over some final title cards, which explains that the list they stole led to several mob convictions.

The filming began in May 2013 in Manhattan, New York City.^[4]

On review aggregator website Rotten Tomatoes, the film has an approval rating of 83% based on 41 reviews, and an average rating of 6.99/10. The website's critical consensus reads, "Bolstered by a pair of likable leads and suffused in a warmly nostalgic glow, Rob the Mob is an uneven crime caper that mostly works."^[5] On Metacritic, the film has a weighted average score of 63 out of 100, based on 17 critics, indicating "generally favorable reviews".^[6]

• Rob the Mob at IMDb
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